What's a/an Ah Lian?

This post was originally named "What's a Bimbo?" but I don't agree with some of the stuff here being applicable for Bimbos as they are ultra pretty but brainless, simple-minded and plainly stupid. This is totally quoted from Museum of Twits.

-------------------------------------------------

If you need help understanding what a bimbo is.. Let me tell you.
Don't get offended if you fit the requirements... but if you do, what can be done?

1. Long rebonded hair
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^
4. add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. fetish for PINK. PURE MILK. everything also must PINK
14. call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. many god-bros and sis.
17. likes to visit the toilet frequently to makeup, adjust skirt, see mirror, retie hair
18. cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
19. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
20. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN. :)

BAHAHA.

And I add:
21. Smile without teeth and with their lips very forcedly closed. You think that's cute? Please.