To my Jerlin darling.

Ooh. I don't know why, I just don't feel annoyed by that post on my cbox. But I've got to get some things cleared up.

• Some idiotic people are using my comments area as advertisement space.
• Jerlin is accusing me of being 'jeslous' of Mr derrickhohweijian. And that I 'sucks ten mor beta sia'.

Dear Jerlin,
Firstly, I know that you are rather upset that Derrick got kicked out before he even got to the top four and that is pretty sad for his fans despite his very 'handsome' (pretty I mean) looks and so-so voice. I fully understand the pain and anger a fan (of a so-so guy) feels. Secondly, you should go take English lessons from that British Council place. I'm sure it'll brush up on your engsinglish and then you'll be able to put across your points more clearly. Thirdly, I don't understand your ah lian slang because I'm not an ah lian, so would you mind seriously considering going for English lessons at the British Council. Like what is "aiyo tink u sucks ten mor beta sia"? How about, "I donchh noee wat euu aree talkiing aboutt larhhs?" Pahaha.

Blogreaders, this is what Jerlin says on my cbox. (I've decided to type it here because he/she might attempt to really flood my board later with her other chinapok friends, not knowing that cbox archives everything.)

Jerlin: who says tat derrick sucks...it tink is tat u jeslous bout him la u......aiyo tink u sucks ten mor beta sia la...

This, sounds like a typical ah lian! I shouldn't stereotype but it really sounds like leh! I think what she was trying to say is that : Who says that Derrick sucks? I think you are jealous of him la, AIYO, I think you suck ten times worse.

I was having a fun time cackling to myself about the 'you sucks ten mor beta sia' because I suck TEN times more BETTER! How oxymoronic! (Go check up the dictionary mopface)

By the way, Jerlin, I'm not sure whether you're male or female. I suppose you are female lah 'cause males just don't do such stuff. I doubt Derrick knows about your oh-so-heroic act of defending him at all does he? Well, he has to come to terms about such things. When you're famous, not everyone has to like you, different people have differing opinions so there you have it, I don't like Derrick and you can't make me.

And maybe you think I suck ten times better, but since different people have differing opinions, YOU might suck a hundred times more than me to other people.

To end this, aren't you Secondary Four already? I'm Secondary Two and I'm far more rational than you. Talk about stupid people just don't use their liquid brains to think. You should be studying for your N level/O level/EOY exams and not wasting time on the computer.

Jerlin: jerlin_88@hotmail.com