Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Buay tahan.

Note: This post does not speak of any of my classmates but if it happens to be coincidental, no apologies because it wasn't meant for you in the first place. (: - And anyway, this is so not racist.

1. When Malays/Indians speak China and when Chinese speak Malaysia (You see, they can't speak Tamil, it's too complicated) :
I find it awfully weird when Malays/Indians speak Chinese. Don't you think it's odd that even they have their own mother tongue, they go speak other mother tongues, talk about being creatively hardworking and gifted! -.- FYI, some of them can't even master their own mother tongue. Pooey. Hmm, normal speech like "Eh you eating fan(rice) not?", maybe that's alright but "Ehhs, nii shi wo de hao beng you neh" (Eh, you are my good friend neh!" I think that sounds more like you are SO trying to get into an ah lian clique.

Ah, now let's go to when Chinese speak Malay:
Firstly I think that's pretty interesting because Englishy Chinese can't manage their own MT so they won't bother trying, yet those Chinesy Chinese who can't manage their Main Language(english) attempt speaking Malay and it's quite funny thinking about it.
"Busoh la!" (Smelly!) -flicks hand continuously in front of nose-
"Taboleh tahan eh!" (cannot stand it anymore/buay tahan)
"Sabun sabun!" (soap soap/probably short for 'bring the soap!')

Hmm. Lemme try this:
Gossipy people who wanna act like they are bitches shouldn't.
Because they:

  • DO NOT call the shots - I repeat do not!
  • They don't have the money
  • They don't have peer support (ugly people, yes, but they don't count)
  • They don't have the clothes (pretty things, not what they called sTyLexXx)
  • They don't have anything branded at all. (that is worth >$20)
  • Do not have a all-pretty-girls clique (but fat & ugly people in it)

By the way, bitches either don't have boyfriends (because they diss every single ugly person who dares to ask them "youu gt stead nort. wna bii my stead?" and then later whine/moan/slit their wrists when they(bitches) reject them(monstrosities).) Hey you asked whether they wanted to be your stead. Apparently they do not!

OR

They have hunks for boyfriends.

So face it, if you're not a bitch you're not a bitch. And if you are, you're born one, you can't learn to be a bitch. That is like so fake.

Aww, now I hear your hearts shatter to a fraction of a hairpin. There you have it! Bitches domination! .. and act-bitches - invisible to the human eye but not to the dogs!

*Remember they are dead because their hearts stopped beating and reduced itselves to fractions of hairpins? Ha ha ha.

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